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♪ heroic music playing ♪

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‐ ♪ '80s Cats ♪

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YAKKO: ♪ '80s... ♪

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♪ '80s... '80s ♪

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♪ '80s cats ho! ♪

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‐ ♪ '80s Cats are on the lot ♪

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♪ '80s Cats are back ♪

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♪ See the big hair, pump those sneaks ♪

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♪ '80s Cats attack ♪

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♪ '80s, '80s, '80s, '80s Cats ♪

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♪ '80s, '80s, '80s, '80s Cats ♪

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♪ '80s, '80s, '80s, '80s Cats ♪

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♪ '80s Cats! ♪

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♪ theme song playing ♪

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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪

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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪

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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪

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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪

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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪

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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪

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‐ ♪ Baby Brain‐ey ♪

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‐ ♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪

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♪

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♪ Colonial era‐style music ♪

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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: Let's see.
"Penny saved is a penny you still have."

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No, no, no, no, no!

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"Penny saved is worth two in the bush."

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No, no, no!

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Confound it all!

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It's too cold to think!
I'm having brain freeze!

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[coughing]
[hissing]

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Blasted stove!

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[grunts]

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[grunts] Huh?
[knocking]

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Yes, what is it?

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‐ We're the Brothers Warner!
‐ And the Brothers Warner's sister, Dot!

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‐ We saw in the paper that you're
looking for an apprentice.

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‐ Mm, no. I believe you're
mistaken. Goodbye!

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‐ But we saw it right here,
in the "claffifieds."

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‐ It's classifieds, not claffifieds!

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‐ Really? Looks like you "miffpelled" it.

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‐ How dare you! I did no such thing.

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‐ Oh‐ho‐ho! We could do
without the attitude, "mifter"!

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‐ So "unneceffary."

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‐ I'm sorry. I don't have
time to entertain visitors
at the moment.

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I have to fix my blasted fireplace
before I freeze to death!
WARNERS: Wait!

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‐ You've got to help us!
‐ We need an apprenticeship,

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or we'll be stuck out in the cold!

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‐ Come on, Frankie!

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We've been all over town looking for work!

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We got turned down by the blacksmith,
the silversmith, the locksmith...

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‐ The Sam‐Smith offered us a job, but...

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‐ ♪ Stay with me, Warners ♪

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♪ One dame, two esquires ♪

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♪ For thine zany presence ♪

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♪ Is all I require ♪

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‐ Ugh. He's a little clingy.

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No. Thank. You.

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♪ sad music playing ♪

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‐ Think about it, Frankie!

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You need a hand around here,
and we need a place to stay.

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Because...
‐ Be gone, vile peasants!

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I have a stove to fix!

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YAKKO: Well, there's your problem.
‐ Ah!

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You got a straight‐o where
there should be a curvy,

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and a curvy where there
should be a straight‐o.

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[banging, clanging, smashing]

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There!

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‐ Why, it's brilliant!

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‐ Smoke goes out, heat stays in.

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And all it took was a little kink.

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FRANKLIN: It's perfect.

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I have to spread the word. Wait! No!

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I must get to the patent office.

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Every household in
the colonies is gonna want...

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a Franklin stove!

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‐ Unbelievable.

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I was gonna call it Yakko's Piping
Hot Stovepipe Benderama!

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‐ Yeah. Maybe keep pitching on that.

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♪

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‐ Apprentices! Where are my glasses?

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‐ They're right between
your nose and your eyebrows.

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‐ No, no. These are my regular glasses.

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I don't need my regular glasses.

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I need my reading glasses.

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‐ Well, they couldn't have gone far.

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Here, boy! [kissing]

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[whimpering, shivering]
There you are!

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You gave us quite a fright, didn't you?

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Who gave us a fright?

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You did! You did!
[barking]

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FRANKLIN: Come here!
[crunch]

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‐ You know, sweetie, you wouldn't lose
them if you kept them on your face.

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‐ Two pairs of glasses at once?

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That's rich. How do you propose I do that?

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‐ Allow me!

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Careful... Careful now...

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[exclaims]

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‐ Imbecile! You've destroyed
my spectacles!

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‐ Oh. I suppose I have. Hang on.

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There.

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Top's for looking,
bottom's for booking.

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‐ One pair of spectacles

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with two focal lengths! Incredible!

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I dare say these bifocal lenses

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are my greatest invention yet!

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‐ Your greatest invention?!
‐ Hm? What's that? Oh, that's right.

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[scary voice] Mine.

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‐ Alright, what gives, pal?
We're doing all the work around here,

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and you're taking all the credit!

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‐ Well, the credit is mine after all.

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Did you not read your
apprenticeship contract?

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All ideas, inventions, improvements,
and improvisations

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devised by the apprentices
shall become property

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of their employer.

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Which is me.

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‐ We must've skimmed over that part.

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‐ I told you to read it slowly.

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After all, haste makes waste.

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FRANKLIN:
That includes pithy aphorisms.

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What'd you say?
"Haste... makes... waste."

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Short, memorable, and it rhymes,

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so everyone will think I'm clever!

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Perfect! [laughs]

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Well, off to the patent office.

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Or should I go to
the publishing house first?

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Wait, I know. The bank!

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ALL: Hey!

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‐ You can't just steal all our ideas

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and claim them as your own!

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‐ We can expose you, you know!
‐ Ah, bup‐bup‐bup, careful.

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It's still a family show.
‐ Oh, I'm so scared.

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And who will the people believe?

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You, a lowly apprentice?

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Or me, Benjamin Franklin?

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Everyone knows I keep it 100.

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Now, I can trust you to
keep our little arrangement

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to yourselves, yes?

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‐ Alright, Warners, we have two choices.

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We can walk away from this situation
in a calm and professional manner,

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or we can annoy him with our zany antics.

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Now, before you decide‐‐
BOTH: Antics! Antics!

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‐ Well, who am I to argue with the people?

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Cue the antics!

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♪

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‐ Hm. Will I need a jacket today?

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Ah, sunny and warm. I guess not.

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[pen scratching]

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[thunder, rain]

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[scream] Ah!

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Confound it!

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[grunts]

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[birds chirping]

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Ah! [panting]

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What is wrong with
the blasted weather today?

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♪

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[thunder]
[screaming]

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[groans]

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[sighs]
[rumbling]

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[yelling]

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Ah!
[wind blowing]

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[grunts]

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[panting]
[buzzing]

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[screaming]

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[growling]

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[grunts]

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[screaming]

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Ah, that's the stuff.

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‐ Ugh.

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♪

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‐ Let's see.

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Address the Continental Congress at 7:00.

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Perfect. Just enough time
for a quick jam sesh.

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♪

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[sighs] Boy, I love classical music.

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Or as I like to call it, music.

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Wait a minute...

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[struggling, mumbling]

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[groaning]

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[laughter]

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But we must ask ourselves

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will history remember us

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as revolutionaries or as traitors?

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Nevertheless, we must all hang together,
[laughter continues]

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or assuredly we will hang
separately! Ow!

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[screaming, crash]
[laughter]

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[Yakko laughing]
‐ We hold this comedy
to be self‐evident!

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‐ You said it, Hancock!

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We're allowed to say that, right?

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‐ Apprentices!

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[smash]
I've had enough of your shenanigans.

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You've overstayed your welcome,

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and I want you out of this workshop!

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[door creaking, falls over]

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‐ Okay. We'll leave.

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‐ Yeah, we were on the cusp
of a huge scientific breakthrough.

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But, if that's not your thing‐‐
FRANKLIN: Scientific breakthrough?

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No, no! Those are very much
my thing! Tell me more!

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‐ Well, we can tell you,
but it'd be better to show you.

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♪

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‐ We call it the lightning rod.

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‐ I love it. Remind me to write it down.

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‐ Will do, Benny‐boo.

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Now, just hold that sword way up high.

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Make sure the big angry
cloud over there can see it.

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‐ [muffled]: Okay!

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♪

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[yelling]

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[fizzling]

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[ding]

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[wheezing]

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‐ I guess you could
call him the original...

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grounding father.
[gulp]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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‐ Hey, sibs! Remember when
we had our DNA tested?

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Come on, sure you do!
A neat little kit came in the mail,

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we spit into a tube, we sent it back
to a genetic testing service,

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and now third‐parties, governments,
and law enforcement agencies

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of unprecedented levels have
access to our personal genomes?

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‐ No.
‐ Not really.

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‐ Me neither, but the results are back!
WAKKO/DOT: Yay!

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‐ Ooh! Apparently, we have sticky earwax,

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extra hairy belly buttons,

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and we're in the 99 percentile
of Neanderthals.

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‐ Ooh!

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Does it say what kind of animal we are?

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‐ Nope, but it does tell us if we have

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any DNA relatives we didn't know about.

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[click, beeping]

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ALL:
[gasp] No way!

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‐ Wait.

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[all yelling]

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‐ So, uh, what I'm saying is...
[straining]

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I've been a good boy
and deserve a money treat.

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[groans]

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Or, at least basic health "insurgence."

256
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,396
NORA: Paying a monthly gym
membership is so ridiculous

257
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,025
when I can work out from the comfort
of my own office, don't you agree?

258
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:17,487
‐ [groans] I think my stomach needs to go
to the cemetery.

259
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,240
ALL:
Nora!

260
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,867
[laughing]

261
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,869
‐ [kiss] Just look at you.

262
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,205
I can't believe how tall you've gotten.

263
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:29,124
‐ So, when can we expect grandchildren?

264
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,252
I can't wait to spoil the little ones,
while I judge your parenting.

265
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,046
‐ Ralph! Do something!

266
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,923
‐ Duh, okay!

267
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,593
♪ ballet music ♪

268
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,348
‐ No! Kick them out! [grunts]

269
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,058
[Warners screaming]

270
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,392
[grunts]

271
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,102
‐ Duh, okay!

272
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,523
♪

273
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,525
Duh‐‐ [screaming]

274
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,109
[thud]
[church bell]

275
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,197
‐ We're just trying to
spend quality time with you.

276
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,116
Our DNA test said we're your family.

277
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,827
‐ [scoffs] If I trusted every test I took,

278
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,747
I'd be in a hospital for
the criminally insane!

279
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,832
[maniacal laugh]

280
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,126
‐ Hey! What's this?

281
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,087
[cranking, pop]

282
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,549
[gasp] A family reunion!

283
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:22,302
‐ Ooh! Can I be the weird uncle
with the girlfriend nobody likes?

284
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,972
‐ You're not invited
because we're not related!

285
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,099
Besides, you don't wanna meet my family.

286
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,935
Our reunions are so competitive
that the three‐legged race

287
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,979
was suspended due to doping allegations.

288
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,856
And they weren't just allegations.

289
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,149
I'm still full of horse adrenaline.

290
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,360
[horse neigh]

291
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,947
The only Norita worth her salt
is my great‐grandmother.

292
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,323
She's the only reason I'm going.

293
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,450
‐ [gasp] Ooh! Who's our great‐grandmother?

294
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,912
‐ My Great‐Grandmother Flora
is the greatest businesswoman alive!

295
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,331
‐ Ah! [grunts]
‐ She rose through the ranks

296
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,126
to become the head of Mucho Teléfono,

297
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,420
the parent company of Warner Brothers!

298
00:13:56,420 --> 00:14:00,299
‐ Sounds like a great lady.
Shame we'll never meet her

299
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:04,052
because we're definitely not going to
the family reunion, just like you asked.

300
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,930
Right, sibs?
‐ Right!

301
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:11,226
‐ [whisper]: So, is weird Uncle Wakko
inviting Tina to this reunion or what?

302
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,438
‐ Another work conflict
effectively handled.

303
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,772
You see, Nora?

304
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,942
And that's why you were named
"savviest under 70"

305
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,069
by Head Honcho Magazine.

306
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,614
‐ Duh, you said it, ma'am!

307
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,866
Uh, now, uh, getting back

308
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,243
to the question of my conversation...

309
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,579
‐ Ralph, if you wanna prove
how invaluable you are,

310
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,206
go retrieve my kettle bell.

311
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,415
‐ Yes, ma'am!

312
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,584
[laughing]
[smash]

313
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,002
[groaning]
[thud, church bell]

314
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,882
♪ fancy music ♪

315
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,550
CORA:
[scoffs] Mom, can we go now?

316
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,095
My friends and I have plans to sit in
a parking lot and look at our phones!

317
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,556
‐ Cora, we should at least
stay and say hello

318
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,350
to Great‐Grandmother Flora.

319
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,477
She's not going to be
around forever, you know.

320
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,355
‐ Well, well, well.
If it isn't our dear little sister.

321
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,148
Nora.

322
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,692
♪

323
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,071
‐ I know how much you make,
and it's more than this.

324
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,241
‐ Yeah. You really put
the dud in your duds.

325
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,284
‐ Mora, Theodora.

326
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,911
I'm surprised you made it.

327
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,580
I thought you'd be too
busy sunning on a hot rock

328
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,374
or shedding your skin.

329
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,501
‐ Oh, cool. Snake reference.

330
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,337
What? Did you just read
a snake book, snake nerd?

331
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,339
[clock chime]

332
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,050
[chiming]

333
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,553
[wind blowing, thunder]

334
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,556
♪

335
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,058
[thunder]

336
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,397
‐ [inhale]
‐ Speech! Speech!

337
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:42,025
‐ Yes, obviously that is
what I'm about to do.

338
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,736
[clears throat] It means so much for me

339
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,530
to see the blurry shapes

340
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,907
of everyone gathered here today.

341
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,118
But tonight is not just

342
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,745
an ordinary family reunion.

343
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,374
‐ Why not?
‐ Obviously, I was about to explain.

344
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,668
Tonight, I will host a little competition

345
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,461
for all my potential heirs,

346
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,380
and the winner will inherit

347
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,257
my fabulous estate!

348
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,134
[gasps, screaming]

349
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,721
‐ Ooh! A contest? Count us in, Gam Gam!

350
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,516
‐ Uh huh. I assume this
is going to be a classic

351
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,519
"chocolate factory tour to see
who's most deserving" type of thing.

352
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,062
Right?
‐ And if not,

353
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,064
we're also willing to
go full Hunger Games.

354
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,482
[hawk screech]

355
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,737
‐ Who are you? You see them, too, yes?

356
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,907
‐ We're the Norita Brothers!
‐ And the Norita Sister!

357
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,201
WARNERS:
We're your new relatives!

358
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,827
♪

359
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,747
‐ Uh, sorry, Great Grandmother Flora!
They're nobody.

360
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,166
‐ Is this true? I warn you.

361
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,043
I watch a lot of Tucker Carlson,

362
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,337
so I am very gullible.

363
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,963
Ah!
‐ Of course it's true!

364
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,341
And we've got the DNA results to prove it!

365
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:52,137
DOT: See? We're you're great‐great‐grand
cousins once bitten twice removed

366
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,430
on your brother's side.

367
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,515
So, what do you say?

368
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,850
Can we enter your competition?
‐ Please?

369
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,852
Pretty, pretty please?

370
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,105
‐ With Cousin Gary on top?
[baby cooing]

371
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,609
‐ Of course you can,
my dears. [laughs]

372
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,610
In fact,

373
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,863
you've already won the first challenge.
[Nora gasps]

374
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,865
‐ We have?
[crowd gasping]

375
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,160
‐ Yes! I needed someone
to fix my computer!

376
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,454
Now, I can finally print

377
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,122
my emails again.

378
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,543
‐ How'd you fix the computer, Yakko?
‐ I just plugged it in.

379
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,378
♪

380
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,672
[growls]
‐ In each round,

381
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,675
one of you will be brutally eliminated

382
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,386
for comedically failing at your task.

383
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,846
[laughs]

384
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:36,265
Come now! It is time to find out

385
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,267
who loves their Grandmama the most!

386
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,603
‐ ♪ Hey, Flora Dora,
hoo, Flora Dora ♪

387
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,981
♪ Ha, Flora Dora, hoo ♪

388
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,441
♪ Ha, Flora Dora ♪

389
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,026
♪ Flobbity flay ♪

390
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,071
♪ She plans to give her riches away ♪

391
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,241
♪ Flora Dora, fanna the flames ♪

392
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,744
♪ Only the worthiest wins at these games ♪

393
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,123
♪ What if your grandmother's
kitty gets loose? ♪

394
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,501
♪ Under the porch
or climbed up in a spruce ♪

395
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,921
♪ If you want to win
at this fabulous fête ♪

396
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,424
♪ You must care for her exotic pets ♪

397
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,051
♪ Hey, Flora Dora ♪

398
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,262
♪ Hoo, Flora Dora ♪

399
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,263
♪ Ha, Flora Dora ♪

400
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:21,185
♪ Flora Dora, floopity floo ♪

401
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,563
♪ One got the boot,
now onto round two ♪

402
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:27,608
♪ Flora Dora, flappity flong ♪

403
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,861
♪ She forced us to learn
and practice this song ♪

404
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:34,156
♪ Now, you must make a delectable treat ♪

405
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,451
♪ That the Norita family eats ♪

406
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,913
♪ You know the rules of reality shows ♪

407
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:43,415
♪ The one without a cake must go ♪

408
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,753
♪ Hey, Flora Dora,
hoo, Flora Dora ♪

409
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,463
♪ Ha, Flora Dora ♪

410
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,759
♪ Can you admire the albums she keeps ♪

411
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:57,179
♪ They start in the '20s,
so don't fall asleep ♪

412
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:01,058
♪ Rows of dead ancestors
in the background ♪

413
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,227
♪ If you are bored,
than you have lost this round ♪

414
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,272
♪ Flora Dora, crema de cream ♪

415
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,692
♪ Though all her methods
seem quite extreme ♪

416
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,029
♪ Flora Dora, all she wants to do ♪

417
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:17,324
♪ Is have a pleasant visit with you ♪

418
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,161
♪ Is have a pleasant visit with you... ♪

419
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,457
‐ Congratulations, my dears!

420
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,960
You are the last ones in the competition.

421
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,671
‐ Gee, I almost forgot
it was a competition.

422
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,257
‐ We just loved getting to know you.

423
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,634
‐ More tea and cookies, Great Gammy?

424
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,886
‐ No cookies!

425
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,596
Grandma Flora, can't you see?

426
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:43,433
They just wanna get their sticky
little paws on the family fortune.

427
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,644
Flora hasn't worked her entire life

428
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,938
to give her money to parasites like you.

429
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,731
Money isn't something to be given away!

430
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:53,110
It's something to be hoarded and held
over the heads of the less fortunate!

431
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,529
‐ Oh, Nora, my sweet...

432
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,239
[kiss]

433
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,867
You're such a disappointment.

434
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,827
Have I taught you nothing?

435
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,746
It is not enough to grow the business.

436
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,124
We must grow our family as well.

437
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,458
WARNERS:
Aw...

438
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,878
‐ You're my best relatives!

439
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,796
You've won my fortune!

440
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,591
Barring any unlikely
last minute revelations.

441
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,926
[cheering]
[growling]

442
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,386
[knocking]

443
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,513
♪

444
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:24,433
‐ Stop everything! I have
a last minute revelation!

445
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,434
[thunder]

446
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,394
There's been a terrible mistake!

447
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,812
‐ Who are you?

448
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,481
‐ Madam, I work at
the genetic mix‐up department

449
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,192
at 23 & WB.

450
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:36,820
I only hope I got here in time to
stop you from giving away your estate

451
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,406
to the winner of a series
of carnival games.

452
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,367
But I see by these broken
frames I may be too late.

453
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,244
‐ How do you know all this?

454
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,455
‐ I work for a genetic testing service.

455
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:50,000
I know everything that was, everything
that is, and everything that will be.

456
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,794
Mind your step, by the way.
‐ Ah!

457
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,964
‐ I'm sorry, kids, but your DNA
results were switched with...

458
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,716
‐ Ralphonzo!

459
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:01,261
[gasping]

460
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,098
‐ Look! A brown dime!

461
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,143
‐ Ralph, that's a penny.
What are you doing here?

462
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:11,855
‐ Duh! I got your kettle bell, Ms. Nora!

463
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,775
Sorry it took so long, but it fell
on a snake,

464
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,860
so I took it to a snake doctor,

465
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,404
and she told me it was just a garden hose.

466
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,032
But then, I took it to the hardware store,

467
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,201
and they said it was a snake!

468
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:28,163
So, somebody is lying to me...

469
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:31,166
‐ It is not possible! It can't be!

470
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,460
Dear brother Ralphonzo!

471
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,379
‐ Duh, what's happening?

472
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,673
‐ Yeah, you said it, Ralph!

473
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,342
[imitating]:
Duh, what's happening?

474
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,553
‐ Look, everyone! He is the spitting image

475
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:45,264
of my favorite brother, Ralphonzo!

476
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,306
[all gasp]

477
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,600
♪

478
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,021
RALPH:
And‐and‐and‐a‐a‐and

479
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,024
we should do a movie
about flaming meatballs

480
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,568
that are superheroes!

481
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:01,405
So, one day, a giant meatball
crashes into the Earth,

482
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,615
and a baby
meatball comes out of it,

483
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,951
which is totally different from Superman.

484
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,619
And then, he grows up

485
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,872
and finds other warm, delicious meatballs,

486
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,708
and they can have their
own superpowers, too!

487
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,209
Then, this bad guy,

488
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:18,130
Mr. Fridge, which is totally
different from Mr. Freeze‐‐

489
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,591
tries to make them all cold.

490
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:22,843
So, they smash themselves together to form

491
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:25,345
a super‐snowball!

492
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,972
But out of meat.

493
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,141
Which brings us back to meatballs,

494
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:30,267
and there you go.

495
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,269
All tied up in a bow for you.

496
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,604
Can you read that back to me?

497
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,314
‐ No, absolutely not!

498
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:36,982
‐ Then, I'll say it again!

499
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,276
‐ Please don't. P For Pancetta,

500
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,987
Stew‐icide Squad,
and Wonder Woman Bread have already

501
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,030
been fast‐tracked.

502
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,200
Any more of your foolish ideas,
and you'll bankrupt this studio!

503
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,870
‐ Nora! You need to listen
to my long lost great nephew.

504
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,582
After all, as chairman,
he is your new boss.

505
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,419
‐ [sighs] Yes, Great Grandma Flora.

506
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,087
[beep]

507
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,672
Ah! Hyah!
[smash]

508
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,590
[shatter]

509
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,008
[thud]
[church bell]

510
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,345
[beep, whir]

511
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,848
‐ It sure is crazy how
the DNA testing service

512
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,975
swapped our DNA with Ralph's.

513
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,687
‐ Yup. Our real results were exactly
what we thought they'd be.

514
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:18,524
100% Termite Terrace.

515
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:21,109
‐ So, Ralph runs Warner Brothers now?

516
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,612
What a dramatic end of season cliffhanger!

517
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:26,156
‐ How will we get out
of this sticky wicket?

518
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,992
‐ Sounds like a problem for next season.

519
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,203
If there is one...

520
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,956
‐ Guess we'll wait here until
they make more new episodes,

521
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,999
just like we did in the '90s...

522
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:39,461
‐ This time, I wonder if we'll dream...

523
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,256
♪

524
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,844
♪